Horner Farty
The sound of Naughty Wind is produced by the Farty
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| The sound of Naughty Wind is produced by the Farty Faeries. The evil minds of the Farty Faeries hypnotise you in order that ou consume lots of fart making foods such as beans, brussels sprouts, bran, bananas and curry. Their reason to exist is to either make you fart, especially unexpectedly, or to make it seem that you have farted. But, as most female humas have, by and large, managed to overcome the urge to pass wind, so the Farty Faeries have learnt to become supurb ventriloquists. (Birthday - Female Friend) | Dimensions:
11.9cm x 16.9cm
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Message on Front:
The sound of Naughty Wind is produced by the Farty Faeries. The evil minds of the Farty Faeries hypnotise you in order that ou consume lots of fart making foods such as beans, brussels sprouts, bran, bananas and curry. Their reason to exist is to either make you fart, especially unexpectedly, or to make it seem that you have farted. But, as most female humas have, by and large, managed to overcome the urge to pass wind, so the Farty Faeries have learnt to become supurb ventriloquists.
Message in Middle:
(no message) Back message: They can throw the sound of rude noises as far as 20 meters and they also spray nasty smelling scents made to a secret recipe. The idea is to leave a foul smell just before you have a gorgeous visitor or when you start to work out at the gym. Also beware of Aerobic classes, busses and warm trains. Remember, if its not you, it has to be the Farty Faeries.
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