Odious Oswald is `ere Ode to 30!

An ode to being 30. Now you're 30 you'll have to a

An ode to being 30. Now you're 30 you'll have to admit, that your youthfulness is at an end. You used to be sparkling and bubbly, but now you're a more mature blend. If childhood was full of sweet memories, and the teens were an unending party. The 20's went by in the wink of an eye, and now you're a proper `Old Farty`. No longer unblemished and sexy, as the years launched their savage attack. On a body that's totally knackered, and wouldn't know how to fight back. (Birthday - 30)

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15 cm x 23 cm
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Message on Front:
An ode to being 30. Now youre 30 youll have to admit, that your youthfulness is at an end. You used to be sparkling and bubbly, but now youre a more mature blend. If childhood was full of sweet memories, and the teens were an unending party. The 20s went by in the wink of an eye, and now youre a proper Old Farty. No longer unblemished and sexy, as the years launched their savage attack. On a body thats totally knackered, and wouldnt know how to fight back.
Message in Middle:
front page continued - But if all of this sounds pessimistic, dont worry - today youre a star. And being 30 has its advantages... middle message - But nobody knows what they are!!
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Odious Oswald is ere

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