Compare Store Prices logo


Fitz Figurine - Bad Taste Bear



Medical Staff around the UK are threatening to strike this week due to a sudden surge of patients
buy it button

Fitz Figurine - Bad Taste Bear
Medical Staff around the UK are threatening to strike this week due to a sudden surge of patients being admitted due to 'extreme rectal discomfort'. Dr Fitzgerald of Manchesters General Hospital issued a press release yesterday warning people ...to exercise caution if one decides to insert a polyresin figurine into one's bottom. Our surveys show that the ears seem to be the problem - so if one wishes to continue in this act of curiosity please make sure you apply generous amounts of lubricant to the object before continuing with insertion and don't let go. All figurines are now being 'tested' before they are released to ensure that damage is kept to a minimum and that delivery is not a pain in the a*se. Most figurines are being thoroughly washed after testing but if a strange aroma is eminating from your bear please send it back and we will try to find a clean one!

The CompareStorePrices.co.uk device is a registered trademark of Advanced System Technologies Limited.
All other trademarks and devices are the property of their respective owners.
We use browser cookies to personalize content and Ads. To use our site, you must agree to our Privacy Policy.

By clicking 'AGREE' you give consent for:
The collection, sharing, and use of personal data for personalization of ads.
Google Amazon and partners to store and use cookies to provide personalised ads.

For a full list of Ad providers please see our Privacy Policy.